There’s probably a ton of useless gadgets we’ve encountered in our lives, but sometimes technology has a way of complicating things more than simplifying them.
If you have an iPhone you know there are plenty of cases, docking stations, chargers and other accessories you can purchase to spice things up. There’s also a plethora of apps available for download. Which are actually useful?
Here is a combination of 10 accessories and applications for your iPhone that are pretty strange and unnecessary.
Accesories
1. Umbilical cord iPhone charger
Yes- it’s a real thing. Japanese artist, Mio I-zawa, created this charger a few years back that resembles an umbilical cord and even moves and vibrates. The design allows the charger to consume half of your iPhone, in essence creating a “womb” for it.
2. Phone Fingers
Phone Fingers were actually voted one of the worst inventions in 2010 by Time magazine. Basically they’re latex fingers that you place on your actual fingers to avoid any smudges on your phone screen. The company even tried to accommodate those with rather large fingers by creating a size chart to help buyers estimate their finger size.
3. Hand iPhone case
Pretty self-explanatory? It’s an iPhone case in the shape of an actual hand. It’s pretty big and you may even wonder why you’d need this accessory. If you want someone to hold hands with, it might come in “handy”.
4. Nose iPhone case
If you miss the days of picking your nose, here’s the solution- get yourself an iPhone case with a giant nose on it. Then you can spend all the time you want picking your nose without any judgment.
5. iPhone TV hat
Watch a lot of movies on your iPhone? Tired of holding your iPhone during these movies? The TV Hat was introduced as a solution to that inconvenience. It looks like a baseball cap with a really long visor componenet and a hood so that you can attach your iPhone to the end of it and voila, you a have a dark movie room and hand-free viewing capabilities. It just might make you look a little silly.
Apps
1. iBeer – Drink beer on your iPhone
No, you can’t really turn your iPhone into a cold one, but this visual trick behaves like a real glass of beer thanks to iPhone sensors. So when you tilt it, it really looks like you’re drinking beer. View app now.
2. Pimple Popper
You hate acne on your own face, but indulge in popping your iPhone’s pimples. You get four types of pimples: blackheads, whiteheads, big pimples and scabs. Then you can play games with them. Check it out.
3. Poo Log
Do you have 99 cents to waste? Then buy the Poo log app on iTunes. Now you get a digital timer and a journal for recording and studying each of your bowel movements. The app includes a mix of bathroom humor and legitimate medical information so you can track your digestive workings and even graph your poo. Check it out here.
4. Watching Cute Girl
Have you ever wanted to be stared at by a Japanese girl? If so, your wish has come true. This app is as simple as that. You download it and it becomes your companion. The girl has various facial expressions and may even utter unexpected phrases for you. See it here.
5. Shoot your Ex
Not fond of your ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? No worries, execute your revenge by deploying weapons like arrows through their heart or other body parts. Here’s the good part- it’s all virtual so nobody will get hurt in real life. Check it out now.
There you have it. Now you can indulge in plenty of useless iPhone apps and accessories.
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